Because: This article! This video! I die. Simple, sweet, fun, culturally informative, delectable. And no matter how great we think we are in the U.S. and how cool everything is that we’ve got and create, Parisians will always be the coolest. Who wouldn’t want a Parisian’s approval? And there really is no mental (and then caught-on-video) image better than the stereotypical snobby, perfectly coiffed Parisian type attempting to bite into an over-sized, juicy, messy burger purchased right from a truck.